thegirlwiththebadblood:

bethosaurus:

targaryen-wings:

witch-doctor-anfelo:

AWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

WHAT THE FUCK OMFG

kengaroo-kengel:

luanlegacy:

itspatrick:

Whoa. Sick.
I really like this haha. I wanna transform to super cool too.

HE IS FCKING HOT

NO FAIR

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
  • 1:

    What are you wearing?

  • 2:

    Ever been in love?

  • 3:

    Ever had a terrible breakup?

  • 4:

    How tall are you?

  • 5:

    How much do you weigh?

  • 6:

    Any tattoos do you want?

  • 7:

    Any piercings that you want?

  • 8:

    OTP?

  • 9:

    Favorite Show?

  • 10:

    Favorite bands?

  • 11:

    Something you miss?

  • 12:

    Favorite song?

  • 13:

    How old are you?

  • 14:

    Zodiac sign?

  • 15:

    Hair Color?

  • 16:

    Favorite Quote?

  • 17:

    Favorite singer?

  • 18:

    Favorite color?

  • 19:

    Loud music or soft?

  • 20:

    Where do you go when you're sad?

  • 21:

    How long does it take you to shower?

  • 22:

    How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

  • 23:

    Ever been in a physical fight?

  • 24:

    Turn on?

  • 25:

    Turn off?

  • 26:

    The reason I joined Tumblr?

  • 27:

    Fears?

  • 28:

    Last thing that made you cry?

  • 29:

    Last time you cried?

  • 30:

    Meaning behind your url

  • 31:

    Last book you read?

  • 32:

    Last song you listened to?

  • 33:

    Last show you watched?

  • 34:

    Last person you talked to?

  • 35:

    The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

  • 36:

    Favorite food?

  • 37:

    Place you want to visit?

  • 38:

    Last place you were?

  • 39:

    Do you have a crush?

  • 40:

    Last time you kissed someone?

  • 41:

    Last time you were insulted and what was it?

  • 42:

    What color underwear are you wearing?

  • 43:

    What color shirt are you wearing?

  • 44:

    What color bottoms are you wearing?

  • 45:

    Wearing any bracelets?

  • 46:

    Last sport you played?

  • 47:

    Last song you sang?

  • 48:

    Last prank call you remember doing?

  • 49:

    Last time you hung out with anyone?

  • 50:

    Favorite movie?

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

i’ve literally used the name one at work.  i couldnt remember this girls name, so i called her Rachel.  her name is Karina  

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

I'll try to give solid answers.
  • 1) Sexuality?

  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

  • 4) What do you think about most?

  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

  • 7) What's your strangest talent?

  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)

  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?

  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

  • 13) What's your religion?

  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

  • 17) What was the last lie you told?

  • 18) Do you believe in karma?

  • 19) What does your URL mean?

  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?

  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

  • 23) How do you vent your anger?

  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?

  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?

  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

  • 36) Define Art.

  • 37) Do you believe in luck?

  • 38) What's the weather like right now?

  • 39) What time is it?

  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

  • 41) What was the last book you read?

  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?

  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?

  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?

  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

  • 50) Do you believe in magic?

  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

  • 52) What is your astrological sign?

  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?

  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?

  • 55) Love or lust?

  • 56) In a relationship?

  • 57) How many relationships have you had?

  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

  • 59) Where were you yesterday?

  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?

  • 62) What's your favorite animal?

  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

  • 64) Where is your best friend?

  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;

  • 66) What is your heritage?

  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

  • 77) How can I win your heart?

  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?

  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

  • 82) What is your favorite word?

  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?

  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?

  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?

  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

  • 98) Ever been on a plane?

  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?<p>do it i am bored</p>

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.
  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?

  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?

  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

  • 14. Do you have any kinks?

  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?

  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?

  • 19. Do you like being naked?

  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?

  • 30. How often do you masturbate?

  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

  • 39. Do you ever go commando?

  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

  • 41. How big is your penis?

  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?

  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?

  • 44. How big are your breasts?

  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

  • 53. Do you like your butt?

  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

  • 63. Spit or swallow?

  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

  • 66. Do you "squirt?"

  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?

  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

  • 81. What are your favorite positions?

  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

  • 92. Have you have phone sex?

  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

  • 94. What's something you like about your body?

  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?

  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

kbbb111:

claw machine / ticket prize redemption wins
Round 1 - La Puente Hills Mall / Lakewood Mall
Jungle Tea Bar - Rowland Heights 
i might have problems

kbbb111:

claw machine / ticket prize redemption wins

Round 1 - La Puente Hills Mall / Lakewood Mall

Jungle Tea Bar - Rowland Heights 

i might have problems